Hoomurrrrrr in NZ

Shrek (on MTR food for dinner): Raat baaki.. Masale- Bhaat baaki… Khana hai jo khaa jaane do…. Socho naaaa dekho tohhhh………..
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Shrek n Tintin (on defining our customer): Customer = Kashta Maar… Kashta karvoon maarnare…
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Process documents require the system to “Obtain relevant info from customer”…
Tintin: Let’s just put one big box on the screen saying ‘please enter your relevant info… ho gaya Ui design’…
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(Trying to hide from clients the fact that we use cracked versions of s/w)
Shrek n Tintin: Dombari ki Phooti hui avrutti
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(On deciding the button labels for a BUY journey)
Shrek: Either the client will click BUY or the client will click BYE-BYE
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Mantha: Sab 'yede' aate hain yahaan par...
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(On firangs apologising/ excusing everytime they run into someone...)
Whenever they say "Sawwyyy" (Sorry), we say "Egzackleee"... (-to quote Salaam Namaste)